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"You're the Top" is a Cole Porter song from the 1934 musical Anything Goes. It is about a man and a woman who take turns complimenting each other. The best-selling version was Paul Whiteman's Victor single, which made the top five.

Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett recorded a version of the song for their second collaborative album Love for Sale. The song is only included on digital and deluxe versions of the album.

Lyrics

At words poetic, I'm so pathetic
That I always have found it best
Instead of getting 'em off my chest
To let 'em rest unexpressed
I hate parading my serenading
As I'll probably miss a bar
But if this ditty is not so pretty
At least it'll tell you how great you are

You're the top
You're the Colosseum
You're the top
You're the Louvre Museum
You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss
You're a Bendel bonnet, a Shakespeart sonnet
You're Mickey Mouse

You're the Nile
You're the Tow'r of Pisa
You're the smile
On the Mona Lisa
I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop
But if, baby, I'm the bottom
You're the top

You're the top
You're Mahatma Ghandi
You're the top
You're Napolean brandy
You're the purple light of a summer night in Spain
You're the National Gallery, You're Garbo's salary
You're cellophane

You're sublime
You're a turkey dinner
You're the time
Of the Derby winner
I'm a toy balloon that's fated soon to pop
But if, baby, I'm the bottom
You're the top

You're the top
You're an Arrow collar
You're the top
You're a Coolidge dollar
You're the nimble tread of the feet of Fred Astaire
You're an O'Neill drama, you're Whistler's mama
You're Camembert

You're a rose, You're Inferno's Dante
You're the nose on the great Durante
I'm just in the way as the French would say
"De trop"
But if, baby, I'm the bottom
You're the top

You're the top
You're a Waldorf salad
You're the top
You're a Berlin ballad
You're a baby grand of a lady and a gent
You're an old dutch master, you're Mrs. Aster
You're Pepsodent

You're romance
You're the steppes of Russia
You're the pants
On a Roxy usher
I'm a lazy lout that's just about to stop
But if baby, I'm the bottom
You're the top

Credits

Composer & Lyricist Cole Porter
Producer Dae Bennett
Vocals Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett
Engineer Dae Bennett
Recording Engineer Billy Cumella at Electric Lady Studios, New York City, NY Us
Asst. Recording Engineer Caitlyn Bogard and Gosha Usov at Electric Lady Studios, New York City, NY Us
Mastering Engineer Greg Calbi and Steve Fallone at Sterling Sound, Edgewater NJ Us
Mixer Dae Bennett
Track Participants
Brian Newman Quintet:
Bass by Daniel Foose
Drums by Joe Peri
Organ by Alex Smith
Piano by Alex Smith
Saxophones by Steve Kortyka
Trumpet by Brian Newman
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